Where the hell is Australia anyway?
- Britney Spears
Better make it six, I can't eat eight.
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player,
being asked by a waitress
if he wanted his pizza
cut into six or eight slices
I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.
- Greg Norman
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Please do not feed the animals.
If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.
- Sign in Budapest Zoo
We all get heavier as we get older
because there's a lot more
information in our heads.
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player
You guys, line up alphabetically by height.
- Bill Peterson
A baby is on a car
- Japanese "baby on board" sign
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
- Dizzy Dean
Whenever I watch TV and I see
those poor starving kids all over the world,
I can't help but cry.
I mean I would love to be skinny like that,
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey
I loved Jordan.
He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.
- Mariah Carey on hearing
of the death of the King of Jordan.
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if something's hard, then it's not worth doing.
- Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net.
- Bob Dole
I'm so smart now.
Everyone's always like 'take your top off'.
They always want to get that money shot.
I'm not stupid.
- Paris Hilton
I've never had major knee surgery
on any other part of my body.
- Winston Bennett
And how is education supposed
to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new,
it pushes some old stuff out of my brain.
Remember when I took that
home winemaking course,
and I forgot how to drive?
- Homer Simpson
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival
being held this year?
- Christina Aguilera
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