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You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'.
- Homer Simpson

Outside of a dog,
a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

A humorist is a person who feels bad,
but who feels good about it.
- Don Herold

And now the sequence of events
in no particular order.
- Dan Rather

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The statistics on sanity are that
one out of every four Americans
are suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown

If it weren't for electricity
we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
- George Globol

Each night I lie awake and stare up at the stars and wonder...
what the hell happened to my ceiling.
- Robert Paul

Trying is just the first step toward failure.
- Homer Simpson

What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?
- Paris Hilton

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing
- but none of them serious.
- Alan Minter, Boxer

I am for the death penalty.
Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment.
That way he learns the lesson for the next time.
- Britney Spears

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Is this chicken or is this fish?
I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.
- Jessica Simpson

I've never really wanted to go to Japan.
Simply because I don’t like eating fish.
And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.
- Britney Spears

I’m sounding worse
than Jessica Simpson right now.
She’s looking like a rock scientist.
- Tara Reid

I think gay marriage is something
that should be between a man and a woman.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pitching is 80% of the game.
The other half is hitting and fielding.
- Mickey Rivers

If you cannot read this,
please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

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