Cute Short Quotes
Once you get people laughing,
they're listening and you can
tell them almost anything.
- Herbert Gardner
People who laugh actually live longer
than those who don't laugh.
Few persons realize that health actually
varies according to the amount of laughter.
- James J. Walsh
Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
- Frank J. Giblin II
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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
- Carol Burnett
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you
ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
- Dick Clark
If the sky is the limit,
then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies
allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear
do they say pardon my English?
A rich man's joke is always funny.
- Thomas Edward Brown
If I had no sense of humor,
I would long ago have committed suicide.
- Mahatma Gandhi
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait'
just the leftovers from the
people that got there first?
Remember, if you smoke after sex
you're doing it too fast.
- Woody Allen
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even
or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny",
why would it even be funny in the first place?
If the swat team breaks down your door
do they have to replace it later?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Why do people say
"The alarm just went off"
when really it just came on?
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I’ve done it dozens of times.
- Mark Twain
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