Funny Inspiring Quotes
Don't go around saying
the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing.
It was here first.
- Mark Twain
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Give me a stock clerk with a goal
and I'll give you a man who will make history.
Give me a man with no goals
and I'll give you a stock clerk.
- J.C. Penney
If you don't run your own life,
somebody else will.
- John Atkinson
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These motivational tapes
have really inspired me!
I’m going to make a million dollars,
buy my own company and retire early.
Then, I’m going to write a novel
and a symphony and give all the profits to charity.
Then next month, I’ll figure out how to do it.
- Randy Glassberger
If you rest, you rust.
- Helen Hayes
Even if you are on the right track,
you will get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
You can't expect to hit the jackpot
if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.
- Flip Wilson
About the only time losing
is more fun than winning
is when you're fighting temptation.
- Tom Wilson
I am so clever that sometimes
I don't understand a single word
of what I am saying.
- Oscar Wilde
People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing
- that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar
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A clear conscience
is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Jeroy Balmores
Ambition is a poor excuse
for not having enough sense to be lazy.
- Edgar Bergen,
Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel,
it might be another train coming.
All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.
Shoot for the moon and if you miss
you will still be among the stars.
- Les Brown
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