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How come French fries
are not considered a vegetable,
they are just deep fried potatoes?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns,
do all the rest have to drown too?
Why do mattresses have designs on them
when they're always covered with sheets?
If a person suffered from amnesia
and then was cured would
they remember that they forgot?
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You know that little indestructible black box
that is used on planes,
why can't they make the whole plane
out of the same substance?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why Pluto the dog walks on four legs
but Goofy walks on 2 legs?
Why is it called a "building"
when it is already built?
Why are they called 'stands'
when they're made for sitting?
What should you do when you see
an endangered animal
that is eating an endangered plant?
What hair color do they put
on the driver's license of a bald man
There are 24 hours in a day,
and 24 beers in a case.
Just before someone gets nervous,
do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
If you have an open mind
why don't your brains fall out?
If you can't drink and drive,
why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor,
and why do bars have parking lots?
If women ran the Pentagon,
would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If vegetarians eat vegetables,
what do humanitarians eat?
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If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead"?
If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If olive oil comes from olives,
where does baby oil come from?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
Why is it illegal to park
in a handicapped parking space
but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
Have you ever noticed that if you
rearranged the letters in mother in law,
they come out to Woman Hitler?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?"
Since when has a gift NOT been free?
You know the expression,
"Don't quit your day job?"
Well what do you say to
people that work nights?
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