Funny Stories For Kids
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the
little girl across the street. The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have
you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered.
"We can spend one week in my room and the next
in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home
if I get scared of the dark."
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"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,"
the little boy answered.
The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about
babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies,
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"We've thought about that, too," the little boy
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays
an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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